Lovely 1BR Apartment Close to Downtown Vancouver

1) NO PARTIES WHATSOEVER. Please keep the noise level to a minimum after 8 pm. If you’re coming to the city to party you’ve picked a great city to do so. Unfortunately, just not at my place. Though I'm sure it won’t come to it, serious complaints of unruly behaviour will, unfortunately, result in you being asked to leave. 2) NO SMOKING. 3) We DO NOT accept CATS. Only 1 dog. 4) CHECK-IN TIME IS AFTER 4 PM AND CHECK-OUT IS 11 AM. Arriving slightly earlier, or want that extra hour to sleep? It can be arranged upon AVAILABILITY but must be asked in advance. Late check-outs resulting in a delay of incoming guests will be subject to a $150 fine. 5) Keys must be returned to the designated Keycafe location at checkout. Failure or refusal to return the keys will result in a fine to cover replacement and security costs. 6) Please be advised that losing a FOB will result in us deducting $150 from your damage deposit through Airbnb for its replacement. Thank you for being considerate. 7) Just a reminder that it’s illegal to download, copy and/or distribute copyright-protected works (movies, music, etc.) in Vancouver. All providers are extremely strict and THEY WILL be taking legal action against people who did this. If the rules are violated I’ll have to reveal all the information about the breaker to the copyright holders, so, please, do not do this. Thank you for your understanding. 8) I understand that accidents happen. But I do ask that you please let me know when they do.